The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex Lyrics

Sometimes (oh oh)

something beautiful happens in this world

(Akon and lonely island)

you don't know how to express yourself

so you just gotta sing

I just had sex and it felt so good

(felt so good )

a woman let me put my penis inside her (her)

I just had se-ay-ee-ex

and I'll never go back (never go back)

to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?

I have, it felt great (yeah)

it felt so good when I did it with my penis (yeah)

a girl let me do it

it literally just happened

having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from,i had sex

if I had to describe the feelin'

it was the best

when I had the sex ,

man my penis felt great

and I called my parents right after i was done

Oh,hey,didn't see you there

guess what I just did

had sex , undressed

saw her boobies and the rest

was sure nice of her to let you do that thing

nice of any girl ever (now sing)

I just had sex (ay)

and it felt so good (felt so good)

a woman let me put my penis inside her (her)

I wanna tell the world

To be honest , I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

(doesn't really make sense)

but man , screw it

(I ain't one to argue with a good thing)

she could be my wife!

that good ?

the best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'cause honestly , I'd have sex with a pile of manure

with that in mind , a soft , nice-smellin' girl's better

plus she let me wear my chain

and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls

that let us flop around on top of them (yeah)

if you're near or far

whether short or tall

we wanna thank you all

for lettin' us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch

(doesn't matter, had sex)

but I cried the whole time

(doesn't matter, had sex)

I think she might've been a racist

(doesn't matter,had sex)

she put a bag on my head

(still counts!)

I just had sex (ay)

and my dreams came true (dreams came true)

so if u had sex in the last thirty minutes

then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex

(everybody sing)

and it felt so good

(we all had sex)

a woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had se-ay-ee-ex (i just had sex)

and I'll never go back (never go back )

to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past